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(Not your address, but the address of the Revelationee)

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Hate is far too powerful an emotion to squander on somebody you don't even like. Express your vitriolic concern by offering the opportunity of enlightenment to your despised loved ones with an anonymously mailed, remotely activated General Purpose Self-Revelation Assistance Card.

Taking your word at face value, Officer Dudley will happily take up the duty of inconvenient expression! Simply offer the address of one in need of self-revelation and Officer Dudley will take care of the rest!
     
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  Post Office Box 1086 Safety Harbor Florida 34695 viagra_spam@officerdudley.com  
*Officer Dudley swears on, like, a whole stack of Bibles that all of your information will be kept in the strictest of confidence. Not only will the recipient of this Anonymously Mailed Remotely Activated General Purpose Self Revelation Assistance Card remain unaware of its origins, but none of your information will ever be shared with anybody, ever. Not nobody, not no how. Officer Dudley hates spam just as much as you do, and he understands your reluctance to submit sensitive personal information.