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When just-right isn't perfect enough, versatility is exactly what you need! Orange and white General Purpose Self-Revelation Assistance Cards will make sure that you're prepared for any eventuality! High-gloss, double-sided, sturdy cards for personal distribution! Not including flood, hurricane, earthquake, tornado, tsunami, plague, invasion, infection, insurrection, indiscretion, interruption, rupture, capture, raptor or most other non-revelation related events.

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